Your First Car
The first car I had on the road was a '65 Skylark. I bought it from the original owner for $200, she was like 80 years old. Her daughter was making her sell it because she couldn't see anymore... when I went to pick it up she cried and tried to make me change my mind about buying it. But I was 16 or 17 and needed a car so I didn't care.
When I got it home and started cleaning it up I found that all of the ashtrays in the back seat were stuffed with roaches. I guess her grandkids were using the car, too.