I have a gopher, how do I kill it?

pooping in the gopher's holes will drive it away...and it'll drive away the neighbors, too...

Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

dump about 10-20 gallons of gas down that hole, let it soak in for a little while, drop a match in hole and try to run away.

He did that and his whole yard bounced once

And then theres PITA. "Please do not kill them" Naw, take 'em to home for homeless gophers!

Myself I'm thinkin' a gopher made out of C4 like on Caddyshack.

I was laughing so hard after reading this thread that I had to wait until I calmed down enough to type!!!!!!!