Overheard at a car show

I had people tell me they had:
Factory 427 fuel injected Corvette.
Chrysler with the 440 Hemi.
Or your car isn't original because ----

Anymore when I'm at a car cruise or show I just smile and keep quiet when someone tells me off the wall things. I think of them as "sexual intelectuals" -you know "F*@^%*& know-it-all". I've had early Barracudas since 1967 and learned to drive in a Valiant in 1962, throw in a lot of Chevies in between & some racing - had to work on all of them or walk to work. I do all my own mechanical work. I think I know what I'm talking about but I'm still learning too.