Overheard at a car show
Walking by a fake 32 ford (glass body, off the shelf frame, crate motor, not an original part on the whole car) at a show I heard an old guy say "There are more 32 Fords now than there were in 1932!"
When I was running a chevy alternator on the 360 in my 73 Scamp I had guys walk by and ask why I put a 350 in a Dart.