Overheard at a car show

I always like to hear the "pro's" pick apart my 67 GTX, so I pretend to not be the owner. When I got it, it was missing all of the high dollar items like the gascap, the taillights and the wheellip mouldings, and guys would come around and show off their Mopar knowledge to their friends and point out those incorrect items. Many times I wanted to say " Hey, if you'd loan me the $2000.00 to purchase these items, I'd gladly have them on the next time you'd like to pick my car apart in front of your friends". Instead, I just sit back and smile. Don't roast me for it not being an A-body, I got those too, but I've had this car longer than any of my other cars and the kid's love to ride in it. It does the best burnouts of any of my cars!!! Geof