Overheard at a car show

My biggest annoyance is people look the car over and I've had a few who stop and point flaws out.

"Hmm I see you have a little rust there"

"Got a few chips hey?"

Really? Cause in the 6 plus years of owning and washing the car I had never looked at those spots, thanks for pointing it out! I'd have never noticed them. Hey by the way can you spot me a few grand for the body shop?