Overheard at a car show

I know it might offend some members here, but I HATE those spooky little bastards. Seriously, why the hell would you ever buy and/or display one of those things. They remind me of Chucky from Child's Play. Please, for those of you who own those creepy little things, burn them - they have NO redeeming qualities.

Spooky is the word! I don't quite get it either. Is this a projected representation of the owner sulking for some unjust persecution? Do they still wish they had children to punish? Are they still bitter and pouting over the rejection by Mom at the supermarket checkout over that $0.29 chewing gum?

Here's some more creepy stuff...

Exactly, very weird stuff. ???