Overheard at a car show

We have a survivor 69 GTS 340. It has never been touched. It went thru the Mopar Nationals UFS(Unrestored Factory Stock) and Carlisle CSO(Carlisle Standard of Originality) back when they did both. The stuff I hear people say about this car is Gut Busting LMAO hilarious. Why is the motor blue? It should be red. Why is the motor blue? It should be orange. Those are the wrong valve covers. It can't be a GTS it has drum brakes. It can't be a GTS there is no stripe. It is supposed to have a vinyl top.
And the best of all, the original owner decided the factory must have forgot to put a pentastar on the left side and added one. People just love to point that out.