My Wife Left Me Today -sucks

As bad as it may feel now….. It is for the best.


It's like the old girlfriend I had…. We were even engaged…. I was soooo in love…. So in love I didn't even realize how shtitty my life was.

She got drunk every day and I loved her….

She lied all the time and I loved her….

She cheated and I loved her….


She left me for another man and I still loved her…..

I looked for another woman to fill her place…. even though I still loved her….


Then one day I pulled my head out of my ***…. This moment of enlightenment came one day when I was watching TV… I was sitting in my underwear scratching my balls, drinking a beer and enjoying the sound and smell of my own farts. No joke.


My life was great…. I mean really, really great…. It was at that point that I truly realized how crappy and chaotic my life had been with her and what a disaster the relationship was…

I ran into her about a year later…. Her new husband was in Iraq. She asked me out for a drink and started the same old sweet talk…. I just walked away.


Totally makes sense, but I laughed my butt off all afternoon over this comment. It made my day.
Hang in there buddy. I've been there done that with an ex fiance'. Life will get better as it has for me. I have a lovely wife of 2.5 yrs and we are in the process of adopting twin boys.