My Wife Left Me Today -sucks

My Sister in Law had the "next new guy disease".
She had a different, criminal boyfriend every week and always wondered why I would not let her bring any of them to my house even after several not too nice encounters from them.

It got to the point where I had to scream over her loud nagging mouth that I was tired of having to explain to these asswipes that my Sister in Law had more hands up her skirt than the freaking Muppets, and that I was tired of running people off with shotguns and threatening physical violence.

It's much nicer now that she is in jail.