Now I've seen it all ..... those freakin' stick-on Buick portholes - I'm seeing them on everything. I actually like the Lucerne (maybe a Grandpa car - but nice ) , but couldn't own one now that the fake portholes are being stuck everywhere ! Next thing some ho's gonna have 'em tattooed to her @ss - permanent bling ! (I know somebody out there can Photoshop us a pic of that)