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Q: Can you please post the dyno sheets showing the 80 HP increase with these pipes. Nov-04-09
A: Were workign on this.
Q: Could this X-pipe make it too fast to stop and pick up chicks? Nov-04-09
A: That has been known to happen! The car this came off of spent so much tim eon the back bumper I had to cut a hole in the floor board just to SEE chix. yea. really.
Q: if i bolt this on my 302 will that make it a 351 with vtec? Nov-04-09
A: PAH!
Q: Do theses have HCS seals between the pipe caps for a good seal or do they leak like FS seals?? Nov-04-09
A: yes.
Q: will this fit my xj with a 4.0L I6? $0.50 a horse pah is just too good of a deal to pass up. Nov-04-09
A: well what are you waiting oon?
Q: I was wondering about this PAH you refer to is it polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons which is emissions related or is it pulmonary arterial hypertension which might make me have a heart attack? Nov-04-09
A: yes.
Q: do you offer this for plus sized women? Nov-04-09
A: We dont associate with these type.
Q: With such a great design, and exotic materials, is this patent pending?????? LOL! Nov-04-09
A: yessssssssss it is!
Q: Say I have a 1963 galaxey stationwagen with a 390 v8 and a automatic trans. its got 1 mufflure with 2 pipes going to the back will your 80 horse pipes fit onto my car to pop wheelees? Thanks! Nov-04-09
A: Yes, but We recoment removing the backglass before taking it to the street.
Q: Are dees parts compatable wit my cerrent septic sistem parts on my whip? Nov-04-09
A: I think I am septic.
Q: is it universal or custom for a particular vehicle . my car will not pop a wheelie and i am looking for help , do you have any used naws ? Nov-04-09
A: Awesome is universal my friend.
Q: Hi there!Can i fit this to a Maytag MDD8000AWS - 24 Inch Semi-Integrated Double Dishwasher?? also how many cycles should i run to clear carbon deposits??Thanks for your time. Ps PAH!! Nov-04-09
A: On;y on the pots and pans cycle.
Q: can you guarantee the hp increase. i got a stock 5.0 and want to boost it up this seems to be a cheap upgrade for a great hp boost. i bet i can go paaahhhhsstt the chevys with this Nov-04-09
A: You don't need a gurantee when you have a 19 day same as cash and carry warranty.
Q: My 90 mustang has a sbc in it. will this still fit? Will it have the same effects? PAH!!! Nov-04-09
A: OMG. Im sorry.
Q: Will you throw in a buschel basket with the deal?? Looks like you I would need it to pick the all the grapes off of your welds......... PAH !! Ha!! Nov-04-09
A: possibly.
Q: Does this pipe come with the Vortex insrts and optional flame thrower attachment. If so Holy PAH!!!! Nov-04-09
A: VORTEX???? Vortex got NOTHING on what THIS DUDES doin.
Q: How much for a bag of the "PAH !!" you've been smokin ?? Nov-04-09
A: like Ferrari.... MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD PAL!!! PAH!
Q: do i need a plumbing permit to install this onto my car? Nov-04-09
A: Depends on local ordinances.
Q: Thats awesome, I hope you dont mind I took measurements from the computer screen and I am going to make my own. I think I will only un-cork one side at a time though as I just put a new bumper on my truck and dont want to ruin it. Thanks Nov-04-09
A: patent pending!!!!!!!
Q: I was looking for a center piece for my wine mixer? Do you think this is what I need to sell some helicopters? Nov-04-09
A: You like choppers? Im lookin for a Nam erra Huey, unrestored. I wana fly it to football games and land next to the Guvena.