Deer: Natures A** holes!..... Beware RANT

Where were you guys raised? So simple to solve. Tag Smag. Get you a .17 cal rifle and pop the cap on the deer that's eating up your property. Be sure and shoot em in the head and down they'll go. You do eat deer dont you? Will also save on the grocery bill. Ah, but you say the neighbors will pitch a fit. Have your gun sitted in and wait till dark and after everyone (neighbors) is in the house watching TV, have the wife hold the light and shoot one in the eye or behind the ear. Wait an hour and drag that sucker in the garage and make meat out of it. About 4 nights like that and the problem will be solved or close to it.
Small Block

Ummm around here that would put my *** jail (if I were to get caught).
I know of guys doing that and losing thier hunting privlages for life.

I do agree Small Block, that would slow them down for a while.