"Jesus is watching"

A little old lday came home from church one evening and surprised a man burglarizing her house. As loud as she could, she shouted "ACTS 2:38!!!" (Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins.)

The burglar dropped to the floor to tne fetal position and begged her not to kill him. When the police arrived, he was still cowering on the floor, almost sobbing.

Curious, one of the officers asked why he was so afraid of a little old lady.
"'Cause man, she got the drop on me with an axe and two 38s!"