Help In Indiana

OK. I know I am new here. I have been looking for a certain car (1968 chrysler newport, 4dr 383,etc...)) for a while. Well, I actually won it on EBay for $1000.
Ok, long story short - I have the budget to have it shipped to LA. The seller (an nice but un-yielding older lady) didn't realize that the car would likely not be sold locally (duh!)
Anyway, she wants to back out of the deal (ouch) unless I get the car out of there within a couple of days. Oh, and she wants cash too (arghh). So, I'm gonna shell out almost 100 extra bucks to send her the cash. OK now for the HELP part.

Is there anyone out in Greenfield Indiana (minutes from Indiannapolis) who would be willing to pop a battery and a couple of battery cables on my dream car and drive it to the truck terminal? Of course I will pay for the parts from here (just pickem up for me) and pay something for your trouble.I am in the telephone business so any business phone system or voicemail I can kick-*** on. Can you tell I am thinking creative? Just a shot in the dark.

I won't die if the deal falls apart, but I don't want to give up without a try....is there anybody out there? I always return a favor.