A priest was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's .​

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Newfie asked for a rum & coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.

He replied with disdain ... "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Newfie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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