Parts Store Rant, the other side of the story

Not always! How many of us have had an exchange like this:

You, to the guy behind the counter: "I only see one Anco 12-14 wiper refill on the shelf. Could you please check if you have any more?"

Counter guy sez "What year, make and model are you working on?"

You sez "It doesn't matter, I just gave you the part number. Anco 12-14. It's a 14-inch wiper refill like this what I am holding in my hand."

Counter: "I need a year, make and model."

You: "Fine, whatever. It's a 1972 Dodge Dart."

Counter: "Truck or car?"

You: "Dart. It's a car."

Counter: "What engine?"

You: "It doesn't make any difference! They all used the same wiper! Just pick one!"

Counter: "I need to know what engine. Does it have the one ninety eight three point two, the two twenty five three point seven, the three eighteen five point two or the three fifty five point seven?"

You: "There's no such a thing as a 350 in a Dart."

Counter: "Three fifty. Ummm...sorry, we don't have parts for that car."

You: "No, I said it couldn't have a 350 because they never came that way. A 350 is a Chevrolet engine, and this is a Dodge. It has a 225!"

Counter: "OK a 225...and does it have drum or disc brakes?"

You: "It has 14 inch wiper blades. Anco 12-14s. I can see them on the shelf behind you. Over your left shoulder. Can you please just grab me another one to match this what I have placed on the counter in front of you?"

Counter: "Uhhhh...I have to check with my manager...and he's on lunch...I could take down your, like, name and number...I guess...if you really want me to. That would require paper...and, like, a writing thing...we have these really kewl headlight blackouts, they look phat if you want to impress the chizzicks and, like, stuff. They're on aisle four."

You: "<unprintable>"

Counter: "Uhhhh...like...what-EVAH..."

I've had some pretty fun experiences with parts people. I understand the catagories that parts are listed in. so once when I was getting asked about info completely unrelated to the part I needed, I walked away from the counter and left the guy stunned. I've had the dunce look from parts people before and I've walked away from the counter while they were in mid-sentence typing in a number. I order and buy every part that I can on my own.

In the recent weeks my favorite place to go has been Bumper to Bumper for parts tho. They guys are actual mechanically inclined people and have a clue where each driveshaft u joint goes.

Honestly I'm not a bad customer or a good customer, I'm an impatient customer. If I was in and I'm at the counter imo it shouldn't take the kid behind the counter more then 10 minutes to find the number and get me my part. any longer then that and your costing me time. I'm an *** to stupid parts people and I make no apologies for it, AND when I find a smart old guy I am loyal to that parts guy because I know when I go in and talk to him he knows what I want and won't have to spend time asking anyone what it is I need.

I frequently go into parts stores talk to the young guy(who in most times is my age) and they will need to ask the manager what this is or that is. I'd hate to be a Parts store manager because of the fact most I've seen work from morning to night because they need to babysit.