Escorted from Home Depot

Oh man that is hilarious!! Im sitting here in tears. Almost the same thing happened to me, but I was driving with my kids and I had been clenched for about 5 minutes, praying the whole damn time and dodging pot-holes. Finally after about 5 or 10 minutes I found a gas station open...but did you ever get the cramps soooo bad you cant even move??? I was so scared...Its like your god-damned paralyzed!! I finally muster up the courage to get out of the truck, but ooooh sooo gingerly. I get in to the gas station and ask Apu where the crapper is......I think that was the closest I ever came without "touching cloth" My kids never let me live that down either.....kids can be so cruel