Escorted from Home Depot

You are definitely my friend.

About 17 years ago, I got stuck in traffic on the skyway bridge in tampa florida and had to **** in a box in the back of my company van.
I was never quite the same after that.
Heres one for ya'. We had one of those pneumatic tube systems at work and this sick bastard **** in one of the bullets and sent it to the lab. whaaaahahaha. How would you like to be on the receiving end of that one?