"Words of Wisdom"

#1 If Life gives you lemons,squish em real good and sell off as lemonade.
#2 don't kick the crust off a turd you'll bring back the stink.
#3 pat your mopar on the dash at least once a week.
#4 measure twice,cut once.
#5 and for all you early a body fans out there......If it normally starts perfect and won't now......kick the brake pedal and shee'll start right up. then refer to number three.....