"Words of Wisdom"
You can't bullshit a bullshitter.
No matter how tough you think you are, there is always someone that can kick your ***.
Never let your Daughter date someone that is tougher than you, but if she insists, make sure you show him your gun collection.
You can't fix stupid.
Everyone needs a good asskickin every now and then just to keep them respectful.
Never date a chick that broke up with someone just to be with you.
Don't mouth off to cops.
Don't mouth off to adults.
Never, ever mouth off to your Girlfriend's Mother, see above thread about Dad with guns.
Brush your damn teeth, learn what dental floss is and use it, and shower regularly especially if are wondering why chicks don't talk to you.
Nobody likes a scumbag.