kill stories

I used to leave sb chevy's and fords sitting at the light while I was already across the intersection with my built slant, highstall,3.55 gears.

This guy in a camero with a tunnel ram'er sumthin sticking out of the hood pulled next me one time and I was 'ok I probably won't win, but this should be interesting'...the light turned green, my tire mae a lil screech and I was on the other side of the intersection with 5 car lengths, BUT...then I hit 2nd gear and the lack of gearing for the mill was showing it's face as the guy in the camero caught up and pulled past me right at about 55mph or so.

I used to leave motor cycles behind with my 340, 1 guy on the freeway kept coming up and around from behind to buzz by my drvrs window so I got next to him and pointed forewaord like 'lets do this azzwhole'
I left that prk faster than his girlfriend after seeing his weenier for the 1st time.
Now evrything else I just dust off with my 410.

side note...
I hate it when sore losers can't come clean and be honest about whats in their ride.