More humor at my expense

I took my pops for a cruise through downtown oceanside a while back, while we were there we stopped for a burger at the dairy queen. When we were getting ready to leave we saw a Green metalic 69 GTX 440 six pack car and began to check it out when the owner walked up. We began to chat about the car, nice guy btw. Anyways we had to go and said later to the guy, well as we were gettin in the valiant and firing it up he came up to the window and asked ''Do you have any jumper cables''?

Nope.
I felt bad for him and said 'well if you want, I can swap batteries with ya to get yers stated then switch back and hopefully that'll get ya home' but then where does he set the lift off hood?
The guy was not a motor head or wrench turner, he 'paid' for the car and was scared of my idea, so he had a tow truck pick him up.