A Golf Tail

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> >>A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
> >>Black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
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> >>Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
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> >>'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
> >>Difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
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> >>We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of
> >>the cows had something white at its rear end.'
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> >>'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
> >>with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
> >>Butt.
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> >>Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks
> >>Like Yours!"
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> >>'I don't remember much after that'
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