i am so freaking stupid,,,,and slow.lol."eddy this and eddy that"

LOL, I know just how you feel. When I moved to New Mexico I always heard the radio talking about bad traffic jams on or near the "Big I" for about six months. I would get to work expecting to see wrecks and traffic jams but never did. Finally somehow I figured out the "Big I" is not Intel which is where i work. They were talking about Interstate 25. Man I felt dumb:)