Help me bombard the phone of the guy who scammed me! Also, anyone in St. Louis?

Its an old car, pull old tricks :-D

Remove valve stems
Switch plug wires
Replace throttle return spring with solid hook - lol
Remove hood latch hook
Adjust one light all the way up, the other all the way down
Fish in front of vents
Rainbow sticker on license plate
This one is fun- Lick a jolly rancher, then stick it to the window :snakeman:
AND! My personal favorite --> Run a wire from the horn to the brake light! Ahahaha

I can't beleive your still dealing with this guy though, authority needs to step up and put him in his place.