Help me bombard the phone of the guy who scammed me! Also, anyone in St. Louis?

If I was at my brother-in-laws house right now, I would scope his house and time table out. I would then go to local auction, buy a non-running piece of crap old Caddy, take the wheels off it, have a roll back wrecker to haul it to his drive way and drop it, hopefully blocking his stuff. Then call code enforcement. And make sure the car is loaded with the 'perfume' combo that was mentioned a little earlier. And then call the cops about a 'strange' odor coming from a Caddy in the guys driveway.

Oh, I forgot to add....leave a message........... this is Inspector Joe Blow from the IRS...Please call me!