Have I De-masc-u-lated Myself?

I think it falls into the "so uncool it's twice as cool" category- and, incidentally, is damn close to my dream Mopar.

Definitely keep it stock- we're talking about the SLANT SIX here, man! They may not be much for tirefrying, but will acheive interstellar level mileage figures as long as their caretakers keep the crankcases 3 or 4 quarts full of some kind of petroleum lubricant. Hell, a millenium after the Apocalypse, roving bands of mutant cockroachoids will battle each other under nuclear winter skies for territory, driving slant-powered Darts and Volvo 240s- that's not badass cool? Of course it is!


I like the Army Staff Car idea, but I think you should hold out for a WWII-era car to give that treatment to..

ROFL!!!
Well said.
May I use your quote?

Later,
Bruce B.