Is everything got to be a joke

Thanks for all the replies. Now I expect all of you to gather at my house ( with your MOPARS) on my birthday the 30th of JUNE) it happens the same day every year. Bring your beer, kids, pets,and of course SENSE OF HUMOR. This is my thread so add to it. I want to see 30 pages, take it in any direction or twist it to your fancy. If anyone took it too serious it was all of you, oops my laugh! See it ain't hard for a old man to jump start the younger generation, If you hit the ignore button you have thinner skin than I do, just poking a little fun, starting some crap, flippin your wick or whatever you may call it.
And yes I do realize when the car stops and the glass filter is empty you are out of gas.
DUSTERDOWNS OR TO MY FRIENDS STEVIE D.
Good one Steve!!! But you shouldn't have said anything yet.