Poll for all you wrench turners

I've often wondered if the term "bolt right in" is ever an accurate description of how things go in the shop.

Bolt right in will work if the following hasn't yet happend but usually always does.

1) you didn't have any retard pie for dinner the night before.
2) You didn't have a big bowl of dumb-*** for breakfast.
3) Stevie Wonder, Hellen Keller and Ray Charles were all off that day.
and
4) your Uncle Murphy is out of town.

Usually have have a 1 or 2, 3 and 4 are always around!!!!