I hate it when I do stupid stuff

Had a cook on a boat who put dessert ( glass pan ) on the counter top and it vibrated off and broke. Next day, same thing. Next day, same thing.
I mentioned that after the second time why did she try it again ( of course I spoke in the most respectful and polite, non sarcastic manner ).
Her response was, " Hey, ya know how many times I've been married ? Seven ! "