Like I said before, I wouldn't even deal with that woman and her "10K" Dart- even third-hand, she was aggravating.
As for Lump (can't wait for the story on that name), you got two choices: turn her towards the wall like the last Christmas tree on the lot (you know, the one with the big bare spot on one side).. or, stock up on sawzall blades, then slip Fern a mickey in her 20w50, and do what you have to do.. :axe:
Just kidding, I'd never, ever advocate cutting up a solid, running, green 4-door slant Dart.