Walmart Greeter

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moparwedden

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My 1 day employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart..'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
 
That's funny! I feel sorry for the kids that have to live with that nasty women. People like that need to get put in their place.:cheers: Her family tree probably looks like a telephone pole.
 
Funny,Think maybe I can find a date in Walmart.Is livin w/ brother as bad as livin in moms basement.Hope I didn't hijack the thread!#-o
 
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