Help me bombard the phone of the guy who scammed me! Also, anyone in St. Louis?

Since I just got dinged by the credit card scammers and lost my entire bank account I REALLY hate scammers. Even more so now than before I was ripped off. A good way to get this 'snapperhead' is to set up a camcorder, hold a large gun to his head and just make him beat the living daylights out of himself until he cant go on anymore. Then take the wheels and boogie on down the road and let him explain this to anyone that he could make believe him.