Favorite Bumper Sticker Slogan

Back off city boy!

Jesus loves you
But everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

I brake for tailgaters!

Fight crime
Shoot back!

(I put this on trucks tailgates)

Driver not responsible for rocks coming from my improperly loaded truck and faulty tailgate.

Left lane fast lane
Right lane slow lane.

Turn signals....
Yes, they come standard on BMW's too.

HYBRID...
Burns rubber and gas.