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RedScampi

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This is apparently what I get for driving a non-Mopar DD. There is apparently one large bird out there with a massive digestive issue or a whole flock that hates BMW's. My car was in the middle of a parking lot at work, no wires or anything around. There was some collateral damage to adjacent vehicles but mine was ground zero!

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Looks like you pi$$ed off the whole flock... Did any follow you home??? You might wanna invest in a high powered B-B gun...
 
I am not in Canada but are you sure you are not the Trailer Park Supervisor (Lehay)? Randy will know what I am talking about.
 
LOL, I thought I'd take a lot of...er...crap about my car. I cleaned it off as soon as the sun was off the paint. I hate waterspots more than bird poop!
 
"EVERYONE LISTEN UP. THERE'S AN A**HOLE IN A BMW TODAY ON THE HIT LIST. I WANT NOTHING SHORT OF TOTAL ANNIHILATION! GO MY FELLOW WARRIORS!!!! TO THE PARKING LOT!!!!"

(and no I wasnt really calling you an a-hole of course)

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True story.
I was fishing with my Brother in law in a really nice creek with alot of good game fish In Pennsylvania when a flock of geese came by overhead flying about 10 feet fro the tree tops, so we decided to throw some rocks at them....and darned if they did not circle back and dropped a bomb raid on us...that was pretty wild, and luckily they missed getting us but it sounded like rocks dropping in the creek.
 
http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds...&movie=Kingpin&quote=cloud.txt&file=cloud.wav

True story.
I was fishing with my Brother in law in a really nice creek with alot of good game fish In Pennsylvania when a flock of geese came by overhead flying about 10 feet fro the tree tops, so we decided to throw some rocks at them....and darned if they did not circle back and dropped a bomb raid on us...that was pretty wild, and luckily they missed getting us but it sounded like rocks dropping in the creek.

Oh man that is funny stuff.
 
It was explained to me once, that those shiny cars look like water to the birds. Apparently, they crap over water.
michformulaS, at least it wasn't a sh#t tsunami.
Birds flew upsidedown over my old Camaro(it wasn't worth sh#tting on)
 
Man you must have pissed those birds off lol.. Years back I had a SpaceDuster with the sunroof. Came out from work, hopped in and drove off. Put my my hand down to open my console and yep.. big wet gooey poopy right in the middle. Figured that one must have been praticing precision bombing :)

Grant
 
Looking at that Bimmer, it was either a condor flying directly above while it had a severe assplosion or someone threw a milk jug over the car while having shotgun practice.

That is some pretty wild, concentrated poopie.
 
In the words of the immortal Jerry Lee Lewis

there's "A Whole Lotta Crappin Goin On"

or was that "Shake Rattle and Crap"

or "Great Balls of Crap"
 
In the words of the immortal Jerry Lee Lewis

there's "A Whole Lotta Crappin Goin On"

or was that "Shake Rattle and Crap"

or "Great Balls of Crap"


That sure was a crappy first post.
Stirring the crap already huh..LOL.

BTW, welcome to FABO.
 
Came home from vaction this spring and my f150 was covered in the nasty black bird crap I ever saw. Of course it was solidified by now. I took it to the car wash and boy where those Mexicans cussing me. It took them about 20 minutes scrubbing on that thing to get it clean. I tipped them well.
 
Synchronized aerial dropping - a new event in the seagull olympics.
 
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