Cam wiped out, what the hell did I do wrong?!?!?

"Pre-oil" meaning you primed the engine with the oil pump priming tool using a drill?

Yes, I pre oiled using the Mopar Performance oil pump priming tool attached snugly in the chuck of a 3/4" drill on one end, and seated snugly in the oil pump drive on the other end and ran until a good flow was observed from the top of the pushrods over the rockers.