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Then again, truth is often harsh Anyway, there is was driving down the highway It was a beautiful day and I had the 408 wound up like a sewing machine Until I had to slam on the brakes in order to not hit this idiot in a van, doing 20 miles below the speed limit I almost drove right through...

I am seeing a really simple solution combining those problems...all we need is an asian chef

For some reason the name "tiddles" comes to mind, but imnsure you're right

Flirting down south

Ever see the "hook" movie with Robin Williams ? There was a character in the who had lost his marbles

Normally I love em, but those look too much like an armadillo

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Diversity at your local corvette show

Knowing what a mechanic charges an hour...you may want to hire her for a different position

yesterday you were bored, today you are looking for destinations, maybe it is time to make a few "longer then day" trips go see the grand canyon and camp out along the way once you get bored of that, go see mount rushmore and camp along the way once you get bored of that, go see the...

my go to awnser is "oh no, i used to play that game with my dad, i aint fessing up to nothing"

Next time i get the "know why i pulled you over" speech im gonna say :your uncle used to have a car just like this and he tought you how to drive in it? Lets see how that goes over

rumor has it that people who drive dusters on average have 1 1/2 more then people who drive darts

only been about 4 months, but the headers showed up on monday, dropped the truck off at the shop an picked her back up last nite sure sounds a lot better when its cold now

im not complaining, i just thought it was funny a lot of it is also the way people are "educated", simply what they grew up with i had my girls with me when i went to drop of the truck at the shop, and they had a 1/18 diecast of a mustang in there my youngest, who is six, said :look daddy...

This morning i was running some errands and since the truck was in the shop, i took the wifes car Now, normally id take the duster but i had to drop the kids off at school and the middle girl doesnt care much for the old hotrod Anyways, i ended up taking the charger to the bakery ('15...

Im having a bear of a time keeping my manly sized fingers off of the surrounding strings Hows this for crazy? Remember i finally broke down and bought and me an actual lefthanded guitar and started to learn Printed off a chord sheet, studied it and just didnt make sense to me I even drew...

Most of my burnouts nowadays are done when leaving church And preacher cant yell at me for it, since all the lil hoodlums egging me on are him grandchildren And they definitely dont get scared of it

i got one of those doohickeys, its called a line lock hit the brakes, put on the line lock, let off the brakes, and 400 horsies to the rear have no issue breaking those drag radials loose