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It is Lizzo. Here is another picture of her! Someone told her to haul ***, and it took her three trips.

You should come on Saturday and watch her boyfriend make donuts!!!

Are you talking about the tiny water droplets that splash up into the air carrying fecal and urine matter?

Once there was a guy whose wife caught him cheating on her with a midget lady. She yelled, "You told me you were going to stop sleeping with other women." He said, "Well, honey, you can see I am cutting down."

LOL, obviously rodents aren't too smart.

Seriously though, she obviously works very hard to look that good. Good for her.

She is rather attractive.

What the heck is that???? If someone told her to haul ***, she'd have to make two trips!

I can see gen Z dudes doing this.

Maybe he knows her. Maybe he knows for sure! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

LMAO! The doctor in the second picture is the weight loss doctor in the TV show about 600+ pound people trying to lose weight. How perfect is that. Not sure if she has had sex or not. Hard to tell from the picture.

Ferris Beuler's Day Off

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Oh, I see it now.

Me too. Who (or what) is that?

Me too. I have no idea what the joke is.

Eye wood half two agree with ewe. *** ewe can sea, their is nothing wrong with my spelling. Eye no how too spell.

I often thought about heading west from Newmarket on 9 to Orangevale and then heading south, But I was afraid I'd get lost.

Yes. Newmarket. Although they just bought a house in Barrie on Lake Simcoe. They will be moving in about a month.

Been there, done that. My daughter lives about 15 miles due north of Toronto. When we visit her, we drive in from the west and then North on the 400. We left for home at 6:30 or 7:00 a few times and wound up driving at about 15-20 MPH for over an hour. After that, we started leaving at about...

Sorry, we can't help you without giving us the year, make and model.

OK, here is a good one. A woman ordered a cake from Walmart, and she wanted it to say “Aries Baby”, and she wanted it to be in the middle of the cake in small cursive letters. So on the order form, she wrote, “Aries Baby (small cursive in the middle of the cake)”. This is what she got:

LMAO. I have had my wife help me bleed brakes MANY times, and I read this to her. She laughed out loud.

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. I wish I had thought of it!

I am SOOOO stealing this idea. I am a pretty good cook, but my specialty is cookies. Everybody raves about my cookies. My chocolate chip cookies are the BOMB! I have experimented with something similar to this, but I can't wait to make these. Thanks @Cuda Mike .

What's wrong with you, boy! You got **** for brains? You aint getting in my boat.

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Oh my goodness. The look on that dog's face. If he could talk, that is exactly what he would say.