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  1. harrisonm

    My Luck

    Those little sons a bitches.
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    funny pictures

    I get it now. Never gonna give you up, Never gonna put you down.....
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    OK, I really, really hate to admit this, but I think I am among friends. I have been putting bolts in cardboard for years when I paint them. About 12 years ago, when I painted the Barracuda with base/clear F8 green, I had a whole lot of bolts to paint green. Hood bolts, decklid bolts, fender...
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    Lone Ranger and Tonto

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding in the desert. The Lone Ranger says, “Tonto did you **** your pants?” Tonto says “No Kemp Sabe.” A little while later the Lone Ranger says, “Tonto are you sure you didn’t **** your pants?” Tonto says, “No Kemo Sabe.” That night when they are camping Tonto...
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    My Luck

    Remember this Cheech and Chong routine? Knock knock knock. Who's there? It's Dave. Dave's not here!
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    My Luck

    I am guessing Tesco is the British equivalent of Costco? Visine is eye drops, right. What do they do if ingested? I thought they looked more like bedroom slippers.
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    Are you a picky eater

    Is that the footlong? And then some!
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    Time for a poll

    Some say that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. Easter obviously was not invented by the candy companies, but they sure have successfully made it a candy related holiday.
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    funny pictures

    Every time I watch Space Balls, I think about the scene where the bad guy says, "Comb the desert" while looking for the good guys. The next scene is two black guys in the desert raking the sand with a giant comb, and one of them says, "We aint found ****." I crack up every time I see that.
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    My Luck

    I think I can speak for everybody on this forum when I say that is a picture we would like to see. :rofl: :rofl: AMEN! That would be a just dessert for those freaks.
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    My Luck

    I might consider watching some of the Olympics if they added pole dancing. Totally agree with banning the trans athletes. That is why I refused to watch even one second of the games this time. But a trans dancer does add a whole new meaning to the term "Pole Dancing", doesn't it. :lol: :lol:
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    Oh. They have Breakdancing in the Olympics??? Another reason for me not to watch! Well, it looks better than the Cyber Truck??
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    Call me dense, but I don't get it at all.
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    This has got PBR written all over it! @pittsburghracer
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    I heard about that, but since I absolutely, positively REFUSE to watch even one second of the Olympics. I didn't see it.
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    My Luck

    I would like to see a picture of that.
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    funny pictures

    It is an improvement over plain stainless???
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    funny pictures

    In Kansas, we call that a flat roof.
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    Agreed. I had a completely innocuous thread deleted because two people posted political views. And the topic had absolutely no reason for political comments.
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    funny pictures

    ??? Maybe I'm slow, but I don't get it. :):)
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    My Luck

    Wow. That is huge. I read a story about how a man saved himself from a Grizzly bear with a .22 pistol. He was hiking with his girlfriend when a giant Grizzly bear came at them. The man shot his girlfriend in the knee with his .22 and then ran. :lol: :lol:
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    The Mickey Mantel letter ( nws)

    I don't buy it. I know NOTHING about him, and do not follow any sports, but I find it hard to believe he would have been so harsh and vulgar!
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    tough choice to make

    You'd probably just see 10 bags of Saline / Silicone.
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    funny pictures

    You are absolutely right my friend. The last picture is definitely not camping. It's what I call being comfortable. :) :) This is the way I "camp" in comfort. :) :) :) :)
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    What is the ONE thing your A body has you wish your modern car had?

    Floor mounted stick shift, 375 hp, and the good looks of the muscle car era.
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    MF'r I am broke

    LOL. My father-in-law had a record from the 40s with some risqué songs on it. I remember a few lines from one of them: Woodpecker, Woodpecker out in the yard, Tell me how you keep your pecker so hard.
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    Topless car wash.

    When I saw the title, my first thought was rude, but it included topless Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders washing cars. Then I thought that maybe it was just a bunch of convertibles being washed. Then I saw that the post was by @pittsburghracer and I pretty much knew what to expect. By the way, I...
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    Cat lover looking for love

    Is that her belly button or is it..........?
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    And one for PBR!

    Really? You don't have to like it, but $40 million IS a lot of money. :lol: :lol:
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    And one for PBR!

    It is Lizzo. Here is another picture of her! Someone told her to haul ***, and it took her three trips.
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