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A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"...

Thanks for the laugh Mike:p

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back...

What do you call a guy with his hand up a horses *** ?--An Amish mechanic :bootysha:

Swen calls Ole up one day and askes him come over and help him blow up a stump in his back yard out by the out house. They dig under it and decide that it will take a case of dynomite to do the job. After placing the explosives they put a fuse good for about 45 seconds on it, Ole lites the fuse...

Bet he would be popular in prison!!!:bootysha::bootysha:

Good one MeMike!!!!

One Tequila, two Tequila, Three Tequila Floor! I'm with you MeMike I like the gold stuff myself :shaking2: My wife still has her teeth too! :scratch:

So thats what up to your *** in alligators means !!!!

Great joke !!!

Mom looks in on her 4 year old son taking a bath and sees he is playing with his testecals. He looks up and asks "Mom are these my brains." Mom replies "Not yet" :sign12: