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  1. EvilScamp

    Riddle

    Sid Smith was working for a large construction company that was very concerned about employee theft. Someone tipped company security that Smith was the man to watch. Each night, he passed through security with a wheelbarrow full of scrap lumber, discarded electrical wires and chunks of concrete...
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    Poop for peace!

    The east hates the west. The Christians hate the Muslims. The liberals hate the conservatives. The Sunnis hate the Shiites. All across the globe, the chasm dividing humanity is ever deeper. In all the world's wars against terror, the distinction of who is perpetrating which depends on what side...
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    How to shower like a man/woman

    Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: > > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to > lights and darks. > > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. > > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > > *Look at your womanly physique in the...
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    UPS Delivers!

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    Sad news:Passing of an icon!

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy who died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to...
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    Why i fired my secretary....

    Why I fired my secretary . . Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday! ", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let...
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