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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the...

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'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I ha...va good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my *** for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old...

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An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He starts the stop by asking the biker his name. 'Fred,'... he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer, in a good mood, thinks he might just give the...

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then ...said, 'Is that your final answer?' ... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like...

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http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/151189/keha_confesses_she_drinks_her Gotta love this comment at the end of the article where people can post comments: It's definitely an acquired taste, but who doesn't love a mug of warm piss and a **** kabob? Be sure to have corn the night before...

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Challenger out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren...

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God asks Aaron Rodgers: “What do you believe?” Rodgers says, “I believe in hard work and in staying true to family and friends.” God can’t help but see the goodness of Rodgers and offers him a seat to His left. Then God turns to Tim Tebow and says, “What do you believe?” Tebow says, “I...

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Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No, my son, I am Peter...

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL...

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I just tried it and it was very funny! It is also "clean," so turn on your phone's speaker and let the whole family enjoy.......... Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051. When you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait *quietly* for about 10 seconds and...

Driver Returning On Foot. What Does Chevrolet Stand For? Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques. :toothy10: :toothy10: :toothy10: