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  1. Ottmundr

    Poorly named products, whatcha got?

    Astro Slide 5G https://store.planetcom.co.uk/products/astro-slide
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    First thing in the morning and she... (You finish the sentence)

    ... lays into me with the meow of accusation and the claw of demand.
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    Meanwhile:

    A nurse was walking down the hall, looked in the Doctors office, and noticed he was writing a prescription with a thermometer. The nurse stopped and asked him, "Doctor, why are writing that prescription with a thermometer?" The Doctor looked at the thermometer, let out a long sigh and said...
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    Best video game review of 2020

    Wait for it. Wait for it...
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    Working with young fellas

    So I'm finishing up four carbon prop spinners and Mr. Move-Your-Sixgun-Old-Man-Museum-Car-*** wippersnapper comes to me begging for help because him and another spring chicken need some help with a stuck nut and bolt for a propeller shipping crate they couldn't break loose for over twenty...
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    Autopsy finger.

    An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. 'There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.' Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and...
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    A sign from the Mopar Gods!

    The LA god sent me a sign this weekend. A sign to get a credit card that I'd only use in places at least 30 miles away that I never even go to (unless they want to open up a station at Sears Point racetrack). I received this sign while on a holy pilgrimage up to Reno to pick up a 1992...
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    I don't have an account on the B bodies forum, so here goes...

    This evening when we were driving through the parking lot of the Napa, CA. Raley's/Target/Home Deopt after getting haircuts and ice cream, my five year old son and I stumbled upon this hideous abomination. I didn't know whether to laugh or vomit, but I wanted to share it with everyone. I spoke...
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    I had to buy it...

  10. Ottmundr

    This guy are SMRT!

    I had to put this in the jokes section, it just don't fit anywhere else... $40,000 for a '73 318 duster... Check out the radiator overflow tank in pic 23 it just boggles the mind. ***RESTORED 1973 PLYMOUTH DUSTER*NEW PAINT,INTERIOR,MOTOR,TRANNY,ETC**
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