The instructor informed the class that there would be a test tomorrow and there would be no excuses for not being there that would be valid short of a nuclear holocaust of perhaps a death in the family. One kid in the back of the room ask if total sexual exhaustion would be a viable excuse. The...
A woman was standing nude in front of the mirror stating how fat, old and ugly she was. She told her husband that he should at least give her a compliment. He replied, "You have damn good eye site"
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Talking to a feller the other day and he informed me that it could have been stopped a lot sooner than it was. "Oh really, tell me how" "Had they put a wedding ring on it, it wouldn't have put out, very much"
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....at the White house this morning. He went to the back door and ask where the spade and the hoe was.. They fired his *** right then and there.
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