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I was never able to focus on the car anyway!

What has hands but can’t clap? A clock. Alligator

What has a head, a tail, but no body? A coin.

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I? A candle.

What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

Why don’t skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.

Generally speaking, the very fastest hydraulic FT cams will have about 42 to 44 degrees less duration than their advertised duration at 0.050”. Examples are Lunati Voodoo and Comp’s Mopar only HL lobes. This rule will change a bit if the supplier’s advertised duration is measured at something...

What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.

Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting? It kept dropping its needles.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Who wound up Karl?

this post sure didn't do that.. only you know if it is or not and you seemed to post knowing that it wasn't for you.

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

Exactly where I am today, pointless on a bigger athletic dog.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I agree,I think hes shooting for 10:1 or 10.5:1

What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts.

Why don’t robots ever get afraid? They have nerves of steel.

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.

Why don’t we eat clocks? It’s too time-consuming.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Why don’t elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.