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The show is called Greasefest (has it's own website). Held on this weekend every year in Brisbane. Has a great vibe, like going back in time to the 50's and 60's. It's is a great show, most of the cars are street driven. It's a rat rod, custom, hotrod, rockabilly type scene, but you get to...

Back when I first joined I had some pictures of my Valiant on its way to be fitted with its new motor and painted. Finally have got the car road registered, but I continue to fiddle, as this build has taken me about ten years, and what seemed like a good idea years ago is crap now, or what...

Don't know if anyone else likes this stuff, but I call it "scrap art". Sculptures made out of old car bits. The one in the photo is self explanatory, the best bit is trying to identify the parts and what they came off. This gallery has some great scrap art examples inside, (no cameras allowed)...

Following on from my original post in the"welcome wagon" on 8/11/07 i have made some progress on my Valiant. To recap on my project, it is a 69 VE valiant (similiar to U.S 4 door Dart of the same era). I varied my build from the "norm "in that while I have made no changes to the exterior of the...

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about...

Kids are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA:Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor...

Proudly showing off her newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk blonde female yuppie led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.What's that big brass gong for ?" one of the friend's asked. " Issss nod a gong. Issss a...

A chicken farmer went to a bar, sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered champagne too!" "What a coincidence," he says, " . this is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "It's a special day for me too, and I'm also...

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed...

Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will...

A BLOKE walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?" Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the...

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU >>Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3...

We are really easy going here but thats going to far.

1 Question IQ test >> > > > > > > > Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should > > > > > spend the rest of your day...... > > > > > There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. > > > > >...

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: - 2 litres of low fat milk - a carton of eggs - 2 litres of orange juice - a head of lettuce - half a dozen tomatoes - a 500g jar of coffee - a 350g pack of bacon As she was unloading her items on the...

An old couple were sitting in church one Sunday. When the old lady leans over to her husband and whispers in his ear. "I have just done a silent fart, what should I do" He looks at her, leans over and whispers. "Put new batteries in your hearing aid"

MARTHA RECENTLY LOST HER HUSBAND. SHE HAD HIM CREMATED AND BROUGHT HIS ASHES HOME. PICKING UP THE URN THAT HE WAS IN, SHE POURED HIM OUT ON THE PATIO TABLE. THEN, WHILE TRACING HER FINGERS IN THE ASHES, SHE STARTED TALKING TO HIM.... "BOB, YOU KNOW THAT DISHWASHER YOU PROMISED ME? I BOUGHT IT...

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's ***** was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they Concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was To give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French...

< A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift.Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says: 'Well, that's great.... that's really great...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy...

A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The Jamaican said to them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't...

Have spent many enjoyable hours reading through the forums, so bit the bullet and signed up. This my first time EVER posting to any type of forum. What I most enjoy reading about is the members who have a "I can do that atitude" and have a go, rather than use the "cheque book building" method. I...