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A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year-old Little Johnny answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy, is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What the f&%# do you think?"

Little Johnny went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Johnny, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus...

LittleJohnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of...

ahahahahaaaaa!!! That's awesome! I laughed so hard my throat hurts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7KRHV-FIQ

The original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA And the remix, lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow

Youngin's turn to speak! Howz about ya'll check the date rite above the picture... never mind it's right at the end of the URL... see? I ain't foolin' around! (and that's just a horrible pun considering the story...)

Yo all, I'm lookin for black interior bits for my two-door '69 Dart, seat covers (front buckets, rear bench) , door panels and the lil panel peices behind (for a two door), carpet, and headliner. Pretty cheap, or even better, a free donation to my project out of the generosity of your heart...

Thnx Gary! I'll give you a call sometime soon here, I was gone during the Holidays, and pretty quick here I'm gonna be headed back to school. Unfortunately this semester is actually more akin to full-time schooling, 9-5 almost every day dring the week, plus the homework. So my free time will...

A man after my own heart! Hopefully not literally... "Are you even listening to me?" "...no."

I know it isn't the greatest quality, go camera phones...

And to come, a video of me dancing it up on those stilts. I'm originally 6'4", so the addition of the stilts put me just over 10'. O, did i mention i had no previous stilt experience, and it's completely volunteer work for the Boys and Girls club that i'm a part of. This last year we raised...

Hello all, I've just recently re-located myself to Medicine Hat to attend college (currently working on becoming a Paramedic), and I have zero clue about anything going on in the area. Ok that's a lie, I know that there exists the MHDRA, as I've been out to the track a couple times, simply to...

Hahaha! I was laughing so hard by the time i got to step 5 i was gettin funny looks from those around me. I just had to be in my paramedic student uniform raisin money at the hospital when i decided to check abodies.

Started off with this... And moved to this... (thats not me) And now this is where i sit.

I LOVE lil johny. Makes my day, good ones Xcptshnl1!

It is from my phone... But pics will come! I got them uploaded, so when i go home tonight i may help dad post them, hes not too technologically savy, (a lot more then most though, who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks, and hes a fast learner!) but we will get it done!

Luv it. Works well with fathers too. ;)

Dad gotta new car. So i whipped out the phone as he went to load it onto the trailer. He put on a lil show. For some reason the audio didn't transfer... I'll see if i can fix that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl3SMwi_8_Y

LOL!!! Best way to learn. hahahahahahaha...sounds like something my dad would do...

BURN!:snakeman:

I'm pretty sure i need to stop lauging and breathe, but its kinda hard to do. :thumbup:

LMAO!!! Thats awesome! Good one!

This is pretty much amazing! Just follow the instructions. Weird how the human bain works eh? http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/wa/funny?fn=CE1YO&Funny_Pictures=cool_dots

MeMike... you're making me hungry...

10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Bubba". 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 3...