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73 and counting.

Thanks, you guys have been added to the list. 71 so far. Tom

don't ask, don't tell... PFC Barney Frank reporting for duty....

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall . The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin...

My Father is a Stripper in a Gay Bar... One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically...

>A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed >over, >please come forward to the front by the altar." > >With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, >"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" > >Leroy replied...

Rules for Bullshit Bingo 1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square (I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.) 2. Write one of...

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a...

High Urinals A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the...

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Big Baby Boy A Carroll County man is drinking in a Clinton County bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Carroll County baby boy...

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America . Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that...

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That is some funny s###. I'm about half way down the list and LMAO.

What's the difference between an American fighter pilot and an Iraqi fighter pilot? An American fighter pilot breaks ground and flies into the wind.

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Come on Indiana and surrounding guys and gals. PM me with any questions you might have. I have counted 67 FABO members in Indiana alone. Surely someone is interested.

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Subject: Diamond Bracelet > > A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond > > bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more > > closely, she unexpectedly farts. > > > > Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone...

Come and have a great time. Great little car show (200+) with a DJ and oldies music. Come on guys and gals. We need more Mopar presents so come and show off your ride. Lots of shade in a very nice park setting. PLAN NOW ! ! ! JUNE 19, 2010 22ed ANNUAL............. HOG JOG CRUISE-IN &...

HOW IS NORMA? ............. This is hilarious! A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room Number...

Heres one for ya'. We had one of those pneumatic tube systems at work and this sick bastard **** in one of the bullets and sent it to the lab. whaaaahahaha. How would you like to be on the receiving end of that one?

That story kind of gives a new meaning to the term "chili cook off" doesn't it?

"touching cloth" Thats funny. Never heard that one before.

Can't draw one but here is Schumer skinning one out.

Man Tony, you ought to clean that place up. LOL

Its on www.snopes.com. No, its not true but still funny. It is however believable the way he is ALWAYS playing the race card.