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  1. ElFin

    Why cops don't drop their cars off at Jiffy lube.

    That reminds me of the last time I brought my 340 Barracuda to an oil change shop, Penske on Geary St. S.F.. The Asian kid working there started it, and giggling at his friends, just floored the gas in neutral, before it had a chance to circulate the new oil. Never Again!
  2. ElFin

    Mistress

    That is hilarious.
  3. ElFin

    One dead Boss

    Now that we've established the red-line...
  4. ElFin

    random jokes

    If a joke isn't funny, but just portrays a group of people as inferior, then I have no use for it. If it's really funny, but somewhat mean-spirited, then I'll probably laugh at it. Especially if it's about Scots or Jews, both of which I am. I tell people that I'm cheap and thrifty. I also...
  5. ElFin

    random jokes

    I'm sure he wasn't trying to be racist, and we're all a little racist at this point in our national history, no matter what our background. I'm still thinking about the "Gay Flight Attendant" joke. http://www.forabodiesonly.com/mopar/showthread.php?t=107088 Some comedians, like Don Rickles...
  6. ElFin

    random jokes

    Because all Mexicans steal cars.
  7. ElFin

    George Carlin's View on Aging

    Larry Miller, never knew his name, but he's always funny in comedy roles. Great act! "But I don't know anyone named Ruby." lol.
  8. ElFin

    from a washington dc ticket agent

    This is a joke all right.
  9. ElFin

    Blonde Joke for you.

    I heard a good one, kind of a reverse blonde joke. A man gets on a plane and brings a package to the blonde flight attendant. He says, "I just bought this pound of frozen Maryland crabs, and I need you to keep it frozen for me until we arrive in LA." "Yes Sir, I can do that for you," she says...
  10. ElFin

    Stranger Slaps Baby

    Well gosh, my dear old lefty mom beat the hell out of us, and I can't say I appreciated it much. She also taught us manners, and to do right (just not right-wing).
  11. ElFin

    Redneck Death Notification

    OK, laughter ol. The DRT is funnier than the rest of the joke!
  12. ElFin

    Stranger Slaps Baby

    LOL. Plenty of 10-12 year-olds could benefit from a scary loser going upside their head at Wallyworld.:spiderma: Give them something to think about. 2 year-olds not so much.
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